Celebrity News and Paparazzi Photos

Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a woman who claims Lindsay and her bodyguard hit her car and then gave her a fake name and number. TMZ reports:

Signe Dupuy claims that in April 2007 LiLo and her main man, Jaz, cut her off in their SUV while she was driving on Fairfax Ave. in L.A. Dupuy says when she got out of the car, Lindsay stopped and glared at her, while Jaz was “hostile” and “tried to intimidate” her. She says they gave her a fake name and number (the nerve!) and drove away. Signe tells us this is her last resort, as she has tried to contact Lindsay several times, even sending her rep a letter. Lindsay’s rep told us she did get the letter but “filed it away,” adding “I assumed the letter was sent to [Lindsay’s] lawyers. That’s what they’re paid for.”

I can’t figure out who’s dumber, Lindsay Lohan for actually trying to give a fake name, or the woman who couldn’t figure out she wasn’t dealing with ‘Chesty La Rue’. And just cause, here’s Lindsay Lohan in her bikini from two weeks ago, before she was arrested. Can you even remember that far back? Look at that thing on her ankle. Man, this place is like a museum.

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The newly single Britney Spears was spotted picking up her bodyguard/manny Daimon Shippen in Pasadena yesterday. It’s nice to see she’s finally wearing a bra, but doesn’t this kind of defeat the purpose? I can’t believe this woman is actually responsible for raising two human beings. Her kids would get better parenting if I threw them in a campfire.

A ton more of Britney Spears dressed like some sort of royalty after the jump.

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Former supermodel Cindy Crawford was spotted sunbathing topless on a yacht in St. Tropez over the weekend. And man is she holding up well for a 41-year-old. The last time I saw a 40-year-old topless I threw up and crashed my car. Although to be fair, I was also bench pressing 300 pounds at the time and nursing a sick kitten back to health. And did I mention the car was a Ferrari? I’m just saying, ladies.

A ton more of Cindy Crawford lounging around in her bikini after the jump. Some of these are NSFW so watch out.

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E! has officially cancelled The Simple Life and they’re blaming the overexposure of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. A source at E! tells Us:

“We felt like the real life drama of their lives overshadowed anything happening on the show. Viewers would see Paris all day long on the news about her going to jail, so they didn’t care about seeing her camping with kids. It just was too played out.”

The source also adds that Richie became difficult to work with last season:

“Paris carried the show. She was the one willing to do anything. Nicole was the diva.”

And in sort-of-but-not-really related news, Paris Hilton has managed to land a starring role singing in Repo! The Genetic Opera, which Variety describes as “a musical set in the year 2056, when a plague nearly destroys the human race and survival is dependent upon being able to finance a pricey organ transplant.” Seriously? What’s the point? I guess visiting every movie theater and taking a dump directly on viewers’ faces would’ve been too much trouble.

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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s divorce was finalized in court yesterday. According to the terms of the divorce, K-Fed will get $15,000 a month from Britney for child support and an additional $20,000 a month in spousal support (which is based on the prenup and will end in November). Britney and Kevin agreed to keep the custody of the children 50/50, although either can go back and ask the judge to change the terms.

Considering Britney Spears’ recent antics, it’s a wonder K-Fed couldn’t manage to get full custody of the kids. Did he even hire a lawyer? I could’ve shown up wearing a ski mask and a paper bag with “baby” written on the side and gotten custody of the kids. The judge would take one look at me, then Britney, then slam his gavel down and declare, “To the stranger in the mask!”

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The Sun got their hands on these paparazzi photos which were taken just five days before Britney Spears’ infamous head-shaving incident back in February.

Partying with pals at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mum-of-two dived backstage to chat with the night spot’s resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process.

I guess I should’ve put up a disclaimer for these paparazzi photos. You know, something to prevent people from opening their eyes. Because, man, a warning like that really could’ve helped me out. I put up this post, and then with my last remaining seconds of sight I tried to scratch “Help me” into my office window.

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Paris Hilton’s billionaire grandfather, Barron Hilton, has reportedly cut Paris out of his inheritance because he’s so ashamed of her behavior. Paris’ share would’ve been about $60 million, but Barron says her 23-day jail sentence was “the last straw.” A Hilton biographer says:

“He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris. He now doesn’t want to leave unearned wealth to his family.”

I guess this is good news, but it’s not like Paris Hilton is going to be broke after this. She’s still Paris Hilton, not some random vagrant off the street. Although it is pretty sweet that her own grandfather cut her out of his will. The only way he could get any cooler in my mind is if he’s also a robot and wears sunglasses.

UPDATE: TMZ claims the story is bullshit and that Paris stands to inherit about $30 million. So I guess this Barron character isn’t as awesome as I originally thought. Way to suck, old man.

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Remember Britney Spears’ meltdown during the OK! magazine photoshoot? Well apparently just hours later, she went to film her new music video for “Get Back” and had another meltdown. The News of the World reports:

Looking dead-eyed and disorientated, the pop babe lost it during a shambolic video shoot and ended up “sobbing hysterically”. At one point sad Britney, 25, squatted in her torn fishnets, clutched her Yorkie puppy and stared vacantly into space … “”She was completely uncooperative and left everyone hanging about when she went for an hour’s massage — twice. She just didn’t want to cooperate and was snotty and rude to everyone — behaving like a complete and utter spoilt brat. When she wasn’t p*****g people off, Britney was smoking like a chimney. She didn’t eat or drink anything other than can after can of Red Bull. She could have drank 20 of them all told … She had a problem with the extras being about when she did the pole dance. She was shy or embarrassed or something and she really started struggling with the whole thing. You could see she was getting a bit wobbly but no one expected her to throw a complete fit. Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically. All her make-up had run. By now it was nearly midnight and the director just called things to an end and sent people home. It was a total shambles. She is a mess. Britney’s out of control and acting like a spoilt brat. It was embarrassing. She needs help fast.”

I don’t know what everybody’s complaining about. Do you see these paparazzi photos? The second I downloaded them my computer burst into flames and started flashing “Too sexy!” on the screen. Honest.

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Faith Hill was performing in Lafayette, Louisiana over the weekend when a fan grabbed her husband Tim McGraw’s crotch. Faith scolded the fan, saying:

“Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don’t go grabbin’ somebody else’s — somebody’s husband’s balls, you understand me? That’s very disrespectful.”

That’s some deeply profound advice right there. Only in Louisiana would you have to tell somebody that grabbing another woman’s husband’s balls is frowned upon. Hey, isn’t Britney Spears from Louisiana? It’s no wonder she turned out the classy princess that she is. I’m surprised she doesn’t speak with a British accent and say things like, “Mahvelous, dear!”

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A source close to Jessica Alba is claiming Jessica broke up with Cash Warren because she was ready for marriage and he wasn’t. The insider says:

“He wasn’t ready for marriage, and Jessica is. It’s simple as that. It’s kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn’t like that. Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful. That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris.”

So obviously this “insider” is insane. They actually want me to believe that Jessica Alba broke up with Cash Warren because he wouldn’t marry her? That’s like telling me Rosie O’Donnell turned down a slice of pie because she was full. Why not just claim the Earth is flat? Or that Abraham Lincoln was a woman?

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